FUNNY MARTIN LAWRENCE QUOTES
Somebody put something in his mouth. My zipper's stuck.
You used to look good from afar. Now you just *far* from looking *good*!
I dont live to eat, I eat to live.
Here’s a synonym for procreation….. fuck you.
No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.
White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like "there, take time out to pick up your teeth."
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